Shaving A Beard Is Like Neutering A Lion
The Most Savage Man In The World
I introduce to you The Savage. I decided to create a Savage icon for the masses. He shall preach the savage way, life lessons, and the lost arts of savageness.
Shaving a beard is like neutering a lion... just stupid.
- The Savage
There is power in your beard. It's where the true savage heart lies. They can take our hair but they can't take our BEARD! It's like cutting your nuts off... except I guess you can't regrow your nuts. The beard (and balls) are the only thing than separates us with women (OK, most women ha ha).
Beard up my savage brothers.
Stay Savage, my friends.