I introduce to you The Savage. I decided to create a Savage icon for the masses. He shall preach the savage way, life lessons, and the lost arts of savageness.

Bookmark this page because I will add all the savage propoganda here.

"Anyone Can Lift Tiny Girls. Big Girls. Big Curls." - The Most Savage Man in the World.

"Hey Nancy, You Lifting Today?" - The Most Savage Man in the World.

"Pull Heavy Shit" - The Most Savage Man in the World.

The Most Savage Man in the World on fixing pec tears. Shit happens. Hard makes Hard.

The Most Savage Man in the World on quotes. So many better ways to become an asshole. Tell me, what's the macro breakdown of a dinosaur leg? Exactly.

The Most Savage Man in the World on quotes. Repeating a quote doesn't make you smart. Repetition is the absence of thought. Soak that shit in.

The Most Savage Man in the World on the creation of man. On the 1st Day the Lord created the Savage. It's been sloppy seconds ever since. Amen.

The Most Savage Man in the World on the dark ages. The Sun was acting like a bitch, so it got the knocked the f#ck out.

The Most Savage Man in the World on Shaving a Beard. It's like neutering a lion... just stupid.

Stay Savage, my friends.